SOTS: Sleeping Beauty -Alt-

[Ok! time for a new story!.. oh my god, are you serious?!?.. that I am.. Bah! fine I'll listen.. Hahaa! I win :) .. Just get on with the story]Once upon a time, in a land far away lived a princess, [dude.... A princess? how old do you think I am?.. dunno, 11?.. Oh my god! are you serious?!? I'm like.... never mind..O-ook.... Continuing then] who's beauty was unmatched by those around her, and among the crowd that looked upon her in Awe, Was a witch[oh cool a story.. Dude you woke him up with your loud story telling!.. No.... I was woken up about half way through the last story.. Please.... Don't cut me off anymore during the story*sigh*.. Oh sorry, please continue] Now the witch, who's beauty was second to the Princess, Was filled with jealousy... and maybe some hate, towards the princess, all for the petty reason of being more beautiful, [Very petty reason.. *shh*] so the witch thought of a plan, To rid the world of the princess, now since the witch couldn't bring herself with kill her, she poisoned an apple, now what the poison does will be told later, [Why not just tell us now?.. Know what?!?, F*** this, Story time is over now get to bed, I'll continue this another time.. are you sure??.. yea~~ are you??? Yes i'm sure now get the bed!.. Kay~~~ (Story-teller walks off) He's lying to us, aint he?.. Yes he is my friend, yes he is.... now lets get some sleep.. Your no fun.... Night listener 1~~.. .... Good night liestener 2]