SOTS: Sleeping Beauty -Alt-

[Ok! time for a new story!.. oh my god, are you serious?!?.. that I am.. Bah! fine I'll listen.. Hahaa! I win :) .. Just get on with the story]Once upon a time, in a land far away lived a princess, [dude.... A princess? how old do you think I am?.. dunno, 11?.. Oh my god! are you serious?!? I'm like.... never mind..O-ook.... Continuing then] who's beauty was unmatched by those around her, and among the crowd that looked upon her in Awe, Was a witch[oh cool a story.. Dude you woke him up with your loud story telling!.. No.... I was woken up about half way through the last story.. Please.... Don't cut me off anymore during the story*sigh*.. Oh sorry, please continue] Now the witch, who's beauty was second to the Princess, Was filled with jealousy... and maybe some hate, towards the princess, all for the petty reason of being more beautiful, [Very petty reason.. *shh*] so the witch thought of a plan, To rid the world of the princess, now since the witch couldn't bring herself with kill her, she poisoned an apple, now what the poison does will be told later, [Why not just tell us now?.. Know what?!?, F*** this, Story time is over now get to bed, I'll continue this another time.. are you sure??.. yea~~ are you??? Yes i'm sure now get the bed!.. Kay~~~ (Story-teller walks off) He's lying to us, aint he?.. Yes he is my friend, yes he is.... now lets get some sleep.. Your no fun.... Night listener 1~~.. .... Good night liestener 2]

Story's of the StoryTeller: Rapunzel -Alt-

once upon time, the was this person with extremely long (and greasy hair but this wont be mentioned in the story) Who lived in a castle( Don't know how she got up there in the first place since there wasn't a ladder or some stairs, On second thought, How does she continue to live with like no food?!... K... never mind this would ruin the story, Moving on) and one day this man notices the long hair coming from a window(greasy as it... *shh* you said you weren't going to mention this.. Ah I did, didn't i? Hm..) so the man shouted, "Let down your hair!, So I may climb up and see you"(quite the dunce this guy is eh? the hair is already down) And the maiden in the tower(wait... I thought this was a castle.. Change of plot.. What? you can't do the in the middle of a story!!.. Well I just did, So, Moving on) looked out and shouted; "You twat! my hair is down already!", Angered by the maidens comment, the young man left, The end(.. What the hell? Wheres the happy ending?.. Not every story has to have a happy ending.. Uh.... Yes they do!.. No.... They don't!, Now end!!)