Story's of the StoryTeller: Rapunzel -Alt-

once upon time, the was this person with extremely long (and greasy hair but this wont be mentioned in the story) Who lived in a castle( Don't know how she got up there in the first place since there wasn't a ladder or some stairs, On second thought, How does she continue to live with like no food?!... K... never mind this would ruin the story, Moving on) and one day this man notices the long hair coming from a window(greasy as it... *shh* you said you weren't going to mention this.. Ah I did, didn't i? Hm..) so the man shouted, "Let down your hair!, So I may climb up and see you"(quite the dunce this guy is eh? the hair is already down) And the maiden in the tower(wait... I thought this was a castle.. Change of plot.. What? you can't do the in the middle of a story!!.. Well I just did, So, Moving on) looked out and shouted; "You twat! my hair is down already!", Angered by the maidens comment, the young man left, The end(.. What the hell? Wheres the happy ending?.. Not every story has to have a happy ending.. Uh.... Yes they do!.. No.... They don't!, Now end!!)